Humans and Animals
coolest photo set i’ve ever seen.
In my dreams.
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody would accept her but i really just didnt know what bisexual meant
the reason why i’m so “fat” is because i recovered from bulimia. i am a beautiful badass bitch and your pathetic insults don’t faze me. ps you spelled perfect wrong.
I Wanna Be Yours (Acoustic) - Arctic Monkeys
my thoughts before i take my beautiful girlfriend on dates
"it’s 8:41 p.m and i’m stuck between counting the seconds since i last kissed you and worrying if it was perfect i appreciate but do not understand this process of "prettying up" i did not fall in love with a product and a pricetag i fell for you and everything you are, you are priceless treasure and i am a shipwreck i fell in love with how everytime you breathe there is hints of my name and your i love you’s i am in love with how your long elegant hair flows in the autumn breeze i am in love with how you make every star insignificant with one single vibrant smile. just one kiss fills my chest with the sweetest forever and beautiful flowers blossom across my fragile bones by 9:00 p.m exactly you hesitantly ask these words “how do i look, baby?” i straighten my tie and swallow one shot of liquid anxiety and shyness a tsunami of you starts to ripple my bones and drown my lungs every wave is infatuted with pure beauty and perfection, each crash whispers your name through my trembling being, i felt my cheeks burning into the colour of one million roses, there is absolutely no term that could justify you you’re simply breathtaking, and without such oxygen what use do i have for these twenty four ribs?
“i …. i think you’re beautiful”
im fucking crying
Now awarding the boy friend of the year
yes oh gosh hello *drops cards* oh shit sorryr soyr *blushing* i am so thankful i’d like to thank the academy for this award and my parents for teaching me how to be a nice boy thanks mom you rock
Darcy served her breakfast, lunch and dinner!
HOW SHE GON DO HER LIKE THAT??!
She gave her all the shit tho
Lmboooo danggggg Darcy
Damn Darcy 😂
Darcy is probably sharkeisha lost white sister
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
y’know i dont think i’ll ever understand Your Boyfriend Is Cheating On You With Me Arent I Great humour and i dont think i want to
Clearly you’ve never sexted a kid at 1 AM just because his girlfriend was a massive c-word to you the day before.