sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
quiffmafia: if i was dating Zac Efron we would have morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex they kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex obama won sex romney lost sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex monday sex there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex